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09/19/2010

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Sally

Your trip to Anhui Province sounds great and your photographs are very nice. I am told that Anhui are the makers of "daisy tea" a tea which was, at one point, only consumed by Emperors, mainly because the tea was yellow. But today I think they stain the product with mild mercury and use a variety of flowers. It tastes quite nice, I'm told.

I like the way Chinese name their tourist attractions. One attraction I visited myself was called "The pimple on the old man's nose botanical garden." When I saw the face of the old man selling tickets, the name, I thought, made great sense. I declined to go on the tour which would have visited the "Great Failing Staircase of Chu Mansion," although seats were available.

Some museums are rather small in China, as Mr. Stuart will attest to. And some museums are mere wheelbarrows. Once when I went to "the tower overlooking where the sun set at night" (Anhui Province), I saw a woman pushing a wheelbarrow full of threaded seashell necklaces. She said she worked for the local museum. I doubted it. But as she knew the place where the sun set, I was easily convinced.

The tours in China usually have hidden stops, just as Mr. Stuart notes. For example when I visited the Great Wall of China, there were 13 hidden or undiscussed stops on the way. One stop was a jade market, another was the bus-driver's brother's restaraunt, and another was a large cosmetic shop selling lipsticks and such. The women were greatly pleased and got great deals on mascara while most of the men sat smoking on the coach. After the twelfth stop (a plastic shoe emporium), I had all but forgotten about the Great Wall. Eventually reaching our advertised tourist destination, we were informed that we didn't have time to get off the bus, and so merely saw it from the bus window as we flew by.

It is a genuine question whether anyone could understand the commentary of the tour anyway due to the tour guide's obsession with nibbling crackers everytime she spoke over the microphone. Still we all had a good time and I have great photographs of the back of the deeply reclined knee-crushing coach-chair that I was sitting behind all day.

Thanks for the Blog Mr. Stuart. I look forward to reading more!

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I love that concept Rob! I will get my students to pick obscure festivals and places to visit and see which one makes me laugh the most.

How do you remember all these funny translations? I've heard some stories about Tour companies actually being sponsored by shops and markets. I had a tour guide who took me to various places which always seemed to cost money in Hainan.

In Sanya I did learn that they sell the most wonderful sea food, and you can buy the most beautiful pearls you can imagine. I shared the most amazing seafood meal with my motorcycle and sidecar driver. I used him exclusively and we became good pals (unsurprisingly).

I bought some lovely pearls at the pearl place too. Its funny how I seem to "tune in" to a friend's colour combination and style. I bought some pink ones, bright orange and two shades of green. I hope the owners still treasure them!

I heard on one tour the passengers refused to get out at one of the shops or go in. The tour arrangers went ape-shit apparently, and threatened to call the whole tour off. Seemed like they wouldn't have even broken into profit without the sponsorship of the markets and shops along the way!

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